The 1

Sex advice columnist Dan Savage says there's no such thing as The One. According to Dan, you find a .6 or .7 or .8 and you round that person up to the 1 (one).
Okay, I agree with that approach, but look at this bae. Those trees, those ferns, the sun peeking through. It's a very attractive plot of land.
And level as the day is long. Electricity and city water at the street. Maaaybe the beach is not the deepest and most swimmer-friendly paradise, and maaaaaybe its nearly half a mile walk to it, but it is a beach and it's on a deep lake. So this is like a .71 which I have rounded up to The One*. I've put in a cash offer slightly below asking (and only dared that because well - it's a cash offer).
*pending Contingencies

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